If Hardware or Other Companies Start Selling Toilet Papers

After writing many articles about technology I am writing this articles for fun.In this article i will wonder if companies like Microsoft, Toyota etc Starts Selling Toilet Papers then how will their slogans look like with name “Toilet Paper”.

Toyota Toilet Papers : “Oh What a Feeling”
Cadence Toilet Papers : “How Big Can You Dream?”
BellSouth Toilet Papers : “Listening, Answering”
AMX Toilet Papers : “It’s Your World. Take Control”
ATI  Toilet Papers : “Get In the Game”
General Dynamics Toilet Papers : “Strength On Your Side”
XMA Toilet Papers : “When Performance Matters”
MegaPhase Toilet Papers : “Our Customers Connect With Us”
Rohde & Schwarz Toilet Papers : “Pushing Limits”
Procter & Gamble: “Touching Lives, Improving Life”
Nike: “Just Do It”

and Finally

Amazon.com Toilet Papers : “…and You’re Done”

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